Song Parodies -> "You're Klegane"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

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Original Performer:

"You're Klegane"

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The Lyrics

Another tribute to my favorite GOT badass; only this one will have to be a little backhanded ... because that's the gist of the OS

You stalked right through the King's men
Like you were walking down to the park
Your knife strategically placed below his eye
The guy he was horror struck
You shoved one knife up a member as
You heard his anguished cry
And Arya Stark dreamed that she'd get some vengeance
She'd get some vengeance, and

You're Klegane
You probably thought the brawl was about you
You're Klegane (You're Klegane)
I'll bet you thought that brawl was about you
Dint you, dint you

Well, you gave then several warning hints
But they were all quite naive
When you said you would eat every chicken there
And then you said, "F#(k the King"
But they came at you like stupid c#nts*
Dispatched them ruthlessly
She had a list, now it's payback for Lommie
Payback for Lommie, and

You're Klegane, you probably thought that brawl was about you
You're Klegane (You're Klegane)
I'll bet you thought that brawl was about you
Dint you, dint you, dint you

She had a dream, she'd get payback for Lommie
Payback for Lommie, and
You're Klegane
I'll bet you think this song is about you
You're Klegane
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Dont you, dont you

Well I heard you fled from Blackwater scrap
When your side naturally led
Then you trudged your way to northern wastelands
To see the total rebirth of the dead
Well you're dodging fire all the time
And when you're not, you let
Some other small sprite stick a knife in the Wight King
Knife in the Wight King, and

You're Klegane
You still think this song is about you?
You're Klegane (Klegane)
You're guessing that this song's not about you
Not you, not you, not you

You're Klegane .......

*Dont look at me; that's Klegane's favorite word. This is a song about Klegane, after all ........... (Or IS it?)

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CML - May 06, 2019 - Report this comment

Now that we know Arya is the one that killed the Night King and basically saved Westeros, its necessary to review prevoius scenes with.Arya. for hidden meaning. In the scene in question, Klegane takes on five foot soldiers of Joffrey. But it's also the scene where Arya acquires the blood lust that transforms her into a warrior/assasin

Patrick - May 06, 2019 - Report this comment

Never saw the show. So I'm not afraid of spoilers. This Klegane character sounds like one bad-arse dude.

Jonathan - May 06, 2019 - Report this comment

^ like Pat here, I've never seen the show. But good take on the OS! 5s

CML - May 07, 2019 - Report this comment

Too bad you two rogues haven't seen this scene, because you cant fully appreciate the line "Payback for Lommie" .... At the start of the scene, Arya and Klegane are hiding outside of an inn when the leader of the bad guys comes out to take a piss and Arya says, "That's Polliver, he killed Lommie." (a young boy who befriended her). And Klegane responds in a bored voice, "What the f#ck's a Lommie?"

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