way back in school, in the yale school scenes
there went two men, not a brain in between,
one a drunk, one just blundered, just two plugs I heard
one's now a heinz, and the other a turd

one we elect, and he's dumb as a post,
and the other, I think, political toast
recounts they reied, had to eat those chads,
just a slimy old pair, electorate cads

ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please

in the nick of time, saddam he was found,
under a bush, and hid by a mound,
now Kerry needs, to get his due
and Bush may be dumb, and Kerry is too

ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please

now Kerry has sworn, to out vote that man,
but dumb as he is, George can't run again,
it seems his fate is headin down not up,
even his wife, signed a huge pre-nup

and arnie looms near, wants to change the law,
to be elected, and he'll grope your maw
the people who try, deny him king
will soon lose big, it's a familiar ring

ten, twenty, thirty forty, fifty, no more
it seems thatir marks, were close to the floor,
troops that now die, in the infantry,
askin Kerry once more to flip flop please