Song Parodies -> "Frito-lay"

Original Song Title:

"Evil Ways"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Frito-lay"

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The Lyrics

you've got to change to frito-lay, baby
the stores, i shop...you must, too
you've got to change, baby
its so absurd...just how much i chew

i love those fritos...and cheetos...i need 'em around
i crave doritos...they're neat-o...i'm munchin' 'em down
till they are gone
lord knows, you have to change

when i come home, baby
there ain't no spark, lest i have a bowl
that crunchy sound, baby
can't eat just one...what they say is true

i'm getting tired...of bacon...and plain ol' ground round
i want some junk food...to sate me...i'll eat a big mound
till they are gone
lord knows, you've got to change

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McKludge - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

This really could work as a 30-second radio spot on classic rock stations.

Add a C to my security code HEW and I'm right there with ya.

alvin - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks mckludge

John Barry - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Ah, the Frito Par'dito. Bueno.

2Eagle - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Oh, make some popcorn.

alvin - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks john and 2eagle

littleChips-Ahoy - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, The mighty Duke o'Roads~, ~Le Marquis de FritoLay~ What has happened to you, sir ?? You're morphing into another Pirate Jack ! Oh, fudge, . . . another Knight aMunching on junk?!?!?

alvin - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks littleChipsAhoy...lol

Red Ant - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Great title and rhyming, Alvin.

AFW - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Nice snack attack, here....alvin...

PMS - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

LAY-ing three fives on you

MasonR - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

This was crisp and snappy. 555

Dr Music - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

MMM...doritos. This song rules. As Jay Leno said in the Doritos ads "Crunchall you want, we'll make more." Now they come with free 5's in every packet. Here's the first lot to start your collection. I remember how Bill Hicks used to make fun of Jay Leno for selling out. I sometimes use his "off the artistic role call" line whenever I talk about stars who have sold out- like almost every Disney channel star.

Tim Mayfield - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Hmm, maybe there's more than one version of this Santana classic, but the version I have has another verse at the end... :-) Come on and Lays some Doritos on me, I don't like the haters and Cheetos of the world, but I can get some 5's for Free-tos.

alvin - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks red ant, AFW, PMS, mason, dr. music and tim

Meriadoc - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment

I like DanDee myself. Never could stand Fritos. But this parody's no junk.

BonnieB - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment

You got your 5's, Alvin, but I've got to go, now, feeling a little hungry.

alvin - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks merry...dandee eh ?...thanks bonnie....yes, better go munch

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