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Song Parodies -> "Holly Slowly"
Original Song Title:
"Holly Holy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Holly Slowly"
Parody Written by:
Mark Scotti
The Lyrics
Holly Madison (born Holly Cullen) is an American model and television personality, best known for appearing as Hugh Hefner's number one girlfriend with Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson on the reality TV series The Girls Next Door. Although Madison has modeled for Playboy, as well as having been part of a Playmate search, she has never technically been a Playmate. Her most recent work was as a contestant on the eighth season of Dancing with the Stars.
Holly's Dolly sized
Dream of big balloons
She posed nude, looked good nude
Playboy displayed her
Holly Cullen
Holly's Hefner's dream
Top named Hooters girl
When she runs
Then her front's like a symphony
Playing slowly
See her thong
Gee her buns are strong
Boobs are out
Boobs are strong
Stars on T.V. in The Girls Next Door
And lived with Hefner and two more gals
She's number one but wanted more
Bye to Hef then Chris Angel's pal
She's his pal
Magic gal
Holly's Peta loved
No fur on her bod
Now she's seen
Dancing clean, ABC's Stars Show
Holly show more
Miss that thong
Hiding boobs are wrong
Bring them out
Show them strong
Now she claims she won't date any more
And this kills the hopes of every guy
Crushed the men who keep wanting more
Only back issues now, they rely
They rely, yeah
They rely
Holly slowly strip
Strip cause men want you
Holly slowly
Holly slowly
Copyright 2009
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"holly" was jolly
Don't know who she is but she sounds like a hotty. PS - If it's the same in the US as it is in the UK then how come Dancing With The Stars (& most other 'celebrity' 'reality' shows) is made with a majority of people that I've never heard of. Who are these nobodies celebrated by & for what. I still remember a time when a celebrity was known by everyone. It seems to me that you're a celebrity nowadays if your claim to fame is being the dog walker of a footballer's next door neighbour.
DD thanks to you, Alvin & Andy!!
Great job Mark, I remember Neil being the hottest ticket in town in the Eighties, the breast songwriter of that era, and here you are cleaving to greatness!
"Tops" of the morning to you, Jimbo!
Thanks for the TITanic praise!
Very descriptive...too bad the girls next door to me don't look like her
Centerfold of thanks to you AFW!!
Most original.
TOS was so stupid, you coulda' printed the dictionary to the music and it would be an improvement -- but this was wonderful visual imagery. And, uh, the funny couplet (haha), "Holly's Peta loved/ No fur on her bod" ... is that a pun? I. e. doesn't wear mink, or no "fur" of her own? (haven't seen the pix). lol 555
Thanks to you, John. Thanks, TT and, yes, that was a pun. She did a nude ad for Peta, but the other conotation was implied as well...
also, Turtle, check out my Author page. I have a new recording posted for my Jet Flyby Stir parody...
Went from Holly would to Holly wouldn't, eh?...Nice job here...555!!!
Thanks, Leo!
Also, I checked out your Jet Flybyr production - another winner!!!...It's amazing how a talented group of singers can bring a parody to life - My ultimate Christmas wish is that some genius programmer will figure out a way to strip out the vocals of an OS and substitute the lyrics of a parody so that it sounds like it was sung by the singer(s) of the OS - probably won't happen in my lifetime, though,
Thanks, Leo. I actually have to credit a radio station in NY with the production of Jet Flybyr.
I sent in the lyrics, and they produced the song. I did put together the slideshow video, as I did in my Ringo parody, "Autograph"
That would be a pretty cool software to dub the lyrics. There has to be some genius out there to code it....
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