Song Parodies -> "Kong's Sunk, Doomed"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

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Original Performer:

"Kong's Sunk, Doomed"

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The Lyrics

Kong was doomed,
'cause he got splenetic.
Kong got boot
From garden Edenic.

Fell into a trance and wooed a cute girl, and then
Movie crew took him to New York--that's wrong.
They put him in a pen. . .
Freak show for gals and men.

Kong mushroomed--
Seeing her dress billow.
Kong's hunk tum-
esced, fluffed like a pillow.

Stuck in rings post-short-lived fling,
Then onstage come the press boys.
Carl [Denham] implores 'em, "Hold it!"
They screech: "This is good
For circulation hoist!"

Kong's sunk doomed--
Now the town's frenetic.
Kong busts through,
Unbound, not hermetic.

Once was king of island things--
Skull's, not Manhattan's. Rejoice!
In soar the planes, blow him
Off of Empire's hood.
Then Denham's plaintive voice:

"Kong was doomed,
Kong loved Beaut. . . ."

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Johnny D - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Worthy addition to the King Kong Parody Genre.

Meriadoc - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Some scary subs there... :-)

alvin - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment

LMAO...i can just see a line of female gorillas chanting the background vocals

Invisible Boy - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Great wotdplay and wonderful vocabulary here John.
BTW...I was in Keene NH last week. I always think of you when I go there now. The Pumpkin Festival is a little more than a month away...

John Barry - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, JD, Merry, Alvin, IB (I was in Keene last month. The place is so trendified I hardly recognize it.)

lilKongLover - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Pirate Jack Barrow, thumping your chest again, sir? over MsSarah, perhaps ?

John Barry - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, KongLover. You slay me, in whatever guise.

Dr Music - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Amazing song, reminds me of a animation one of our close friends did. You see, they did a King kong flash movie which was titled King Kong the abridged version. One of the parts revealed that they got Kong over to New York by having Jack Black's character Carl sing Wonderboy. And there's a twist at the end- while it appears at the end that Kong died- we see his eyes open up followed by "bom bom bom!" and then the words "The End??" appear on screen.

PMS - September 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Kong-ratulations on a fine write

Dr Music - September 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Well gorilla my dreams this song's a hit. 555 for you. This song is so good that it drives me bananas.

Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment

You'd have to be bananas not to like this parody!

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