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Song Parodies -> "Sheep: Care, Ovine"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Caroline"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Sheep: Care, Ovine"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
The long-awaited-by-no-one sequel to "A Shepherd Am I". OS lyrics here. MIDI here (first few bars are musical intro).
When, as a man,
Juices first started flowing,
Seemed all my dates were going wrong
Never could swing
Each fling became a bummer
Finally found where I belong
Hands,
Ranchin' hands,
Each in route
Such as we
Clutchin' ewe
Sheep, rare and fine
Real dames never seemed so good:
Mean to mankind;
Always feel misunderstood
But...
Now...
I...
Nookie each night
I don't take no baloney
Don't pay no alimony, too
Out in the dirt
Flirtin's a little bolder
I'm never cold when enfoldin' ewe
Farm,
Clutching arm...
Bleating out...
Much as she...
Loves it, too
Sheep, bare and mine
"Felines" never seemed so good
Sheep, their behind:
Would I leave? I never would...
Oh, no, no...
(interlude)
Sheep, they're divine
Women wouldn't; never would
I'm disinclined
To relieve them if I could
Sheep: care, ovine
(repeat until you fade)
Juices first started flowing,
Seemed all my dates were going wrong
Never could swing
Each fling became a bummer
Finally found where I belong
Hands,
Ranchin' hands,
Each in route
Such as we
Clutchin' ewe
Sheep, rare and fine
Real dames never seemed so good:
Mean to mankind;
Always feel misunderstood
But...
Now...
I...
Nookie each night
I don't take no baloney
Don't pay no alimony, too
Out in the dirt
Flirtin's a little bolder
I'm never cold when enfoldin' ewe
Farm,
Clutching arm...
Bleating out...
Much as she...
Loves it, too
Sheep, bare and mine
"Felines" never seemed so good
Sheep, their behind:
Would I leave? I never would...
Oh, no, no...
(interlude)
Sheep, they're divine
Women wouldn't; never would
I'm disinclined
To relieve them if I could
Sheep: care, ovine
(repeat until you fade)
Women? Baa! © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.
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bleatingly funny
thanks, alvin.... does everyone take three-day weekends in august?
"Farm, Clutching arm...Bleating out...Much as she... Loves it, too" Wow. . .what an interesting love story. . .not a personal experience I hope;) This one actually fits well enough to sing it, and though I'm not a huge Neil Diamond fan, I like this particular OS. . .Good job on a seemingly simple but not so easy to parody song.
Below Average Dave, thanks... personal? I'll never tell lol.
This may be a sheep shot, but I wool give you top fives...the mental image of a turtle doing a sheep is great subtle humor, here
Oh man! he he
Not baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
AFW (lol), thanks... Ann Hammond, thanks.... Tim Hall, thaaaaaaaaanks!
Excellent substitutions all the way through and extra points for varying the chorus.
Ovine opine is fine
John Jenkins, thanks... TJC, good one -- thanks.
Another great ovis opus.
Thanks, Merry.
Heh heh: "Don't pay no alimony". Wooly bully for this one!
Peregrin: Nope!
"I Get Plenty For Nuttin'
"And Mutton's Plenty For Me". -- thanks!
"I Get Plenty For Nuttin'
"And Mutton's Plenty For Me". -- thanks!
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