Song Parodies -> "Hard-to-marry Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

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Original Performer:

"Hard-to-marry Man"

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The Lyrics

melinda was mine
till the time
that i found her
eyeing rings
high-priced things

then sue came along
argued strong
but was i caught ?
not by sue
i dumped her too

don't feel unfulfilled
feelings killed
when they're whiny
i'll toss away
if they stay on my hiney

i'll be what i am
a hard-to-marry man
hard-to-marry man

i guess i'll steer clear
and stay here
loving all girls
part-time flings
with no rings

i hear its no fun
with just one
girls will bug you
all day long
i'll stay strong

so run of the mill
routine drills
when its binding
and wedding days
bring dismay
you'll be finding

i'll be what i am
a hard-to-marry man
hard-to-marry man
hard-to-marry man

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Red Ant - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Some great gets, Alvin. Loved "not by sue - i dumped her too" and "i hear its no fun with just one". 5s for the merry man!

Johnny D - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Diamond is the hardest known substance, and some may find him hard to listen to, but this parody was a fun and easy read.

John Barry - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Diamonds are annealed by great forces of pressure. This parody puts great forces of pressure on my funny bone.

AFW - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Great message..great parody

alvin - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks red ant, johnny, john and AFW

Michael Pacholek - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Let me guess: She ate her peas one at a time? Or did she have man-hands? Or insufficient depravity? Did she not let you play with her toys?

MrMacphisto - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

The freedom that comes with being unwed is always a good topic for parodies, but I'm committed to giving you three 5's for a job well done...

alvin - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks michael...all of the above...thanks mckludge

Ann Hammond - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

I sang

Solitary Turtle - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

To be able to have sex for twenty minutes, you have to support a kid for eighteen years. I say that if you support a kid for twenty minutes, you should be able to have sex for eighteen years. 555

Meriadoc - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment

Like how you worked the OS girls in. I could never make out if it was Melinda or Belinda tho'...

alvin - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks ann, TT (lol) and merry (definitely melinda)

Peregrin - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment

Hi alvin, loved it. I agree, MELinda !

alvin - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks peregrin

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