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Song Parodies -> "We Three Kings parody (my adaptation)"
Original Song Title:
"We Three Kings"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"We Three Kings parody (my adaptation)"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
The famous "loaded cigar" song now has a refrain!
We three kings of Orient are
Trying to smoke one of Castro's cigars
It was loaded, now it exploded
We cannot follow the star.
O-oh, star of wonder, star of light,
we cannot follow thee tonight.
Fidel's cigars exploded in our faces on Christmas night!
We two kings of Orient are
Trying to smoke one of Castro's cigars
It was loaded, now it exploded
We cannot follow the star.
O-oh, star of wonder, star of light,
we cannot follow thee tonight.
Fidel's cigars exploded in our faces on Christmas night!
I the King of Orient are
trying to smoke one of Castro's cigars
It was loaded, now it exploded,
I cannot follow the star.
O-oh, star of wonder, star of light,
I cannot follow thee tonight.
Fidel's cigar exploded in my face on Christmas night!
God rest ye merry gentlemen!
Trying to smoke one of Castro's cigars
It was loaded, now it exploded
We cannot follow the star.
O-oh, star of wonder, star of light,
we cannot follow thee tonight.
Fidel's cigars exploded in our faces on Christmas night!
We two kings of Orient are
Trying to smoke one of Castro's cigars
It was loaded, now it exploded
We cannot follow the star.
O-oh, star of wonder, star of light,
we cannot follow thee tonight.
Fidel's cigars exploded in our faces on Christmas night!
I the King of Orient are
trying to smoke one of Castro's cigars
It was loaded, now it exploded,
I cannot follow the star.
O-oh, star of wonder, star of light,
I cannot follow thee tonight.
Fidel's cigar exploded in my face on Christmas night!
God rest ye merry gentlemen!
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OMG that was too funny! We 555 kings of orient are!
My mother taught me this one...
We Three Kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded
It exploded
Now we're on yonder star
Ohhh, ohhh
Sloe gin, rum and ginger ale
That's how we wound up in jail
It's a thousand bucks for bail
From now on it's Adam's ale
WE THREE STOOGES INA BROKEN DOWN CAR,LARRY DROVE IT EVER SO FAR,CURLY AND MOE,PLAYING SNOW,LARRY IS DRINKING AT BAR
FIDEL CASTRO SMOKED A CIGAR,WHILE DRINKING AT HIS OWN BAR,IT WAS FULL OF TNT,THAT'S WHY HE DIED YOU SEE
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