Pretty risky in there, I can't lie
Worth it 'cause it's the title fight
Both for the people that are watchin', hefty price to afford
And you'll be dodgin' teeth, they fly out with force
But you'll be right there to watch the whole thing live
Boxin' at its peak, a grand spotlight
Which means it's worth it for those there in the bout
Willin' to take their shot that they'll get the knockout
Whoops, another one's dropped, that's no big thing
Next contender, next contender in the ring

So who dares to oppose the might of the champion today? Give it a go
You might wipe him out, don't believe the doubts, you never know
He might be crazy high, the largest muscles without drug usage
The next contestant could hit true and not end up a pretzel and that could be you

The carnage in the ring's an awesome sight
Been goin' well since we opened at nine
A huge pile of green for who can defeat
This beast from hell with lightnin' feet
Got a doctor team on standby in case the floor
Gets a contender slammed into it with way too much force

That'll happen 'til closin' time but we'll start up the next day 'til we go broke
Big prize handed out or no-one 'round town can beat this bloke
This mountain of a guy who only fights inside of this settin'
You should be happy that this dude is not the type to wrestle if he's findin' you
Lingerin' past closin' time or parked in ten-minute spaces too long, won't
Send you to Smashed Town unless it's a bout in the ring, bro
He's just the sweetest guy who'll back off punchin' if you've surrendered
But if you do that, then it's true that this huge stack of money will not go to you

Pretty risky, no chance of a lie
Very small chance this title fight
Will go to any random schmuck who's walkin' through the front door
Try so it's my jaw, not your head through the floor