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Song Parodies -> "My 12 Years as Fuehrer"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Xmas"
Original Performer:
Xmas Carol
Parody Song Title:
"My 12 Years as Fuehrer"
Parody Written by:
mAximo
The Lyrics
9 Xmasses from now, Bubya (prez@yankistan.gov) will be singing:
In my 1st year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 2nd year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
2 porous borders,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 3rd year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
3 check-points,
2 porous borders,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 4th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
2 porous borders,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 5th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 6th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 7th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 8th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
8 tainted vaccines,
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 9th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
9 nabbed protestors,
8 tainted vaccines,
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 10th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
10 less Amendments,
9 nabbed protestors,
8 tainted vaccines,
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
My 11th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
11 snipers sniping,
10 less Amendments,
9 nabbed protestors,
8 tainted vaccines,
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 12th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to Jeb:
12 years of encores!
11 snipers sniping,
10 less Amendments,
9 nabbed protesters,
8 tainted vaccines,
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity.
a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 2nd year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
2 porous borders,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 3rd year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
3 check-points,
2 porous borders,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 4th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
2 porous borders,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 5th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 6th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 7th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 8th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
8 tainted vaccines,
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 9th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
9 nabbed protestors,
8 tainted vaccines,
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 10th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
10 less Amendments,
9 nabbed protestors,
8 tainted vaccines,
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
My 11th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to me:
11 snipers sniping,
10 less Amendments,
9 nabbed protestors,
8 tainted vaccines,
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity;
In my 12th year as Fuehrer, my stooges gave to Jeb:
12 years of encores!
11 snipers sniping,
10 less Amendments,
9 nabbed protesters,
8 tainted vaccines,
7 tipsters tipping,
6 spooks-a-snooping,
5 Cities Bombed!
4 FEMA camps,
3 check-points,
porous borders still,
& a Homeland of inSecurity.
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This is based on a bit of shaky ground, given the 2-term U.S. Presidential limit (4 years per term), and since it's just a list song, it's hard to be particularly funny. But not bad.
When I saw the title, I thought this was going to be about the gov. of Kah-lee-for-nee-ah. Oh well, they're both well-coiffed Dbags. Best line: "10 less amendments."
The 12th Day did not pay off as I hoped it would. I'm a sucker for 12 Days of Christmas parodies anyway. 545.
If this song WAS about the Govinator ,that that 12th line could've been "12 years on Encore !"
I understand that the Four Calling Birds was really Four Coili Birds and the Five Golden Rings was Ringneck Pheasants
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