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Song Parodies -> "This LAN is My LAN"
Original Song Title:
"This Land Is Your Land"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Woody Guthrie
Parody Song Title:
"This LAN is My LAN"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I know some of you are guilty of this.........
(CHORUS)
This LAN is my LAN, this LAN's not your LAN
Paid for the office, it costs a few grand
It's not for your downloads, or to E-mail daughters
This LAN is for the company
As I was surfing the silicon highway
As is my custom on every Friday
I heard the boss yell "You useless lackey!"
This LAN is for the company
Chorus:
I've bought and gambled, and I've looked at E-bay
I've been playing games like Pinball and Tetris
And still I heard that loud voice a-sounding
This LAN is for the company
Chorus
The boss comes whining about the profit
Reports a-waving and graphs we scoff at
The phones are ringing messages taken
This LAN is for the company
Chorus
As I was talkin' I saw a pop-up
A dozen girls- with their top up
And when I clicked the mouse, I was there in heaven
This LAN just let me in for free
Chorus
In the lines at the office, at the one called unemployment
I collect a small check, for some brief enjoyment
I now feel humbler, my job hunt wanderin'
That LAN was for the company
Chorus
This LAN is my LAN, this LAN's not your LAN
Paid for the office, it costs a few grand
It's not for your downloads, or to E-mail daughters
This LAN is for the company
As I was surfing the silicon highway
As is my custom on every Friday
I heard the boss yell "You useless lackey!"
This LAN is for the company
Chorus:
I've bought and gambled, and I've looked at E-bay
I've been playing games like Pinball and Tetris
And still I heard that loud voice a-sounding
This LAN is for the company
Chorus
The boss comes whining about the profit
Reports a-waving and graphs we scoff at
The phones are ringing messages taken
This LAN is for the company
Chorus
As I was talkin' I saw a pop-up
A dozen girls- with their top up
And when I clicked the mouse, I was there in heaven
This LAN just let me in for free
Chorus
In the lines at the office, at the one called unemployment
I collect a small check, for some brief enjoyment
I now feel humbler, my job hunt wanderin'
That LAN was for the company
Chorus
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what a good parody to start my day out with. 555
Boss, I swear! AmIRight.com is a business research site!
I loved the line about Tetris. Great parody for office types like me!
LANtastic... 5-5-5
This will LANd you some 5s.
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