Da-doo-doo-doo-da-doo-doo

Hey, if you're a bad dude with nasty things to do
Why not scare folks away and smile?
If your laugh isn't good, speeches leave time for right hooks
Bring some fear to their face and smile

Make them get their dash on
Wish they picked brown pants 'cause

Your face makes 'em freak out, puts a dent in their big game
They can't pull it off when all their skin is blanched
Confidence has straight dropped, retorts are blah blah
When you keep on evil smilin' now

Smilin' will improve the way you can get into the safe
Just tilt your forehead down and smile
So creepy is your smile, guards'll stop and leave for a while
To clean up all their fear sweat stains

Make them get their dash on
Make them sweat their ass off

Watch those morons clear out, trigger fingers cannot aim
Slip right off the pistols when you grin like that
They're too wigged out to talk which would be blah blah
When you keep on evil smilin' now

Just a simple smile will ruin their day
But don't overdo it, it might decay

When it's always pulled out, the effect is gonna drain
That could be a problem, bite you in the ass
Treat it as a resource, don't make it blah blah
With near-constant evil smilin' now

Da-da-doo-doo-da-doo-doo