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Song Parodies -> "Lynch, John Lynch"

Original Song Title:

"Oompa Loompa"

Original Performer:

Willy Wonka

Parody Song Title:

"Lynch, John Lynch"

Parody Written by:

Colin Cropley

The Lyrics

It Was Ok.
Lynch, John Lynch You Suckup.
I Have Something To Say To You.
Lynch, John Lynch.
You F**kin' B****, If You Are Smart You'll Listen To Me.
What Do You Do When You Hurt Paul Hodes?
Waisting A Lot Of Heavy Loads.
What The Hell Do You Say To Benson?
What The F*** Do You Think Will Come Of That?
I Am Really Pissed Off.
Lynch, John Lynch You Piece Of S***.
If You're Not Elected You Will Go Far.
You Will Live In Happiness Too.
Like The Lynch, John Lynch You Suckup.
You Suckup.
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 5

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Inferno714 - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
That was nowhere near following the pacing of the original, I found it near impossible to follow it in my head. Oh, and the profanity was unnecessary. 1-1-1.
Seb - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree. Sad, really.
Anonymous - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Yer a dumbass.

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