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Song Parodies -> "Urea"

Original Song Title:

"Maria"

Original Performer:

West Side Story Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Urea"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

(spoken)
Urea . . .
(sings)
The discovery of Friedrich Wöhler
Urea, Urea, Urea, Urea . . .
When it's crystalline and pure, it has a white cölour
Urea, Urea, Urea, Urea . . .

Urea!
Its nitrate's explosive - urea,
If I must be precise:
CO(NH2)-twice
D'you see?
Urea!
I've just pissed a gram of urea,
Because we can't go back
To excreting ammoniac-
-cl-ly

Urea!
Evolved nitrogenous excretion
Even used in tanning if you're a Venetian

Urea,
I'll not stop excreting urea!

It's a chemical found in urine
Urea.
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Barry J. Mitchel - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Has one too many or few syllable(s) here and there, but the humorous and educational content overwhelms that. Excuse me, my urethra just called. ;^)
Old Man Ribber - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Phil - A real Urea Heep, you little Dickens! Just the right proportions of chemistry, history, and parody. ;D
Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Isn't that the common currency of the UE ? ;-)
Phil Alexander - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, guys. JD - made me think: "Whatever happened to the Euro? No more Euros any more" etc. That might work...
Phil N - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny
SSL - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
This is the version I've sung for almost 50 years. I wrote it back in the early '60s. Urea, I just made a compound, Urea. C-O-N-H-2-2, It makes me kinda blue to see Urea. I'll never stop making urea, For suddenly I've found How wonderful compounds can be. Urea, say it loud and there's music playing. Say it soft, and the smell's like decaying. Urea, I'll never stop making Urea (The most beautiful compound I ever made, U-RE-A!)
Phil Alexander - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment
:-) I like the way neither of us went for the empirical formula (though CON2H4 probably scans slightly better & is just as easy to rhyme)

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