Song Parodies -> "Muffin Tops And Biscuit Bottoms"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Threads And Golden Needles"

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Original Performer:

"Muffin Tops And Biscuit Bottoms"

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The Lyrics

Muffin tops and biscuit bottoms
Describes ladies in our town
If one ever would fall over
She'd keep rollin' all around

Hard to find a cal'rie counter
Only flocks of fast food fems
Muffin tops and biscuit bottoms
Futile - searchin' for pipe stems

Epidemic of expansion
Just one rear fills up a room
Hard to find a love to fit me
They'd all dwarf a J-Lo moon

Epidermis folds are flappin'
It's a doggone cryin' shame
Guess I'll lock myself in sorrow
And forget the lovin' game

Muffin tops and biscuit bottoms
Vibrate concrete on the street
Where's a graveyard that can plot 'em,
BBW's sure eat...

I can't find a cal 'rie counter
Only flocks of fast food fems
Muffin tops and biscuit bottoms
Futile - searchin' for pipe stems

Futile - searchin' for pipe stems

( Put away your concealed carry, Ladies, JK here. :)

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