When Eve and Adam sinned
And tested out their spout
They sinned and sinned again
And gave that snake a workin' out
Invented Hanky Panky
It caught on and hung around
That's what life's all about..

Ya' poke your best part in
Ya' pull your best part out
Ya' make your lady grin
Start in to moan and give a shout
Ya' do the Hanky Panky
Fly the bird, release the hound
That's what life's all about..

Let's do the Hanky Panky,
Let's do the Hanky Panky,
Let's do the Hanky Panky,
That's what life's all about..

There really are no rules
For fat, or thin, or stout
But if you're short use stools
And Lover's lane's on every route
Engage your Winky Dinky
On the bed, a car, or ground
That's what life's all about..

It makes ya' feel real good
It circulates your blood
A metaphor is wood
Or maybe, Elmer Fudd
An act of Shaggy Waggy
Makes ya' healthy, keeps ya' sound
That's what life's all about..

It makes a life begin
Can make a life go out
So, if you're old as tin
Check with your doctor, there, Scout
Slow down your Hanky Panky
Gentle, with less romp around
That's what life's all about..

It is a cup a' joy
It is a paradise
It is the Holy Grail
And Holy Smokes it's nice
When poor old Fred's a little draggy,
Take Viagie, he'll abound
Might even go for twice..

When you have drive real strong
Don't let your car drift out
Don't let it cruise along
On someone else's main route
Control your Hanky Panky
And you'll keep your marriage sound
That's what life's all about

C'mon lets Hanky Panky,
C'mon lets Hanky Panky,
Let's do the Hanky Panky,
That's what life's all about..