[Intro]
All your favorite parodies from back in the day
Are going to come back, what else can I say?
This is one collection that you're gonna see
It's another January Medley! Hey!

If you like the problems in math, if you want to learn to read
If you like to add and subtract, and you think that's what you need
Have we got a class for you
School subjects, school subjects, school subjects, school subjects
School subjects, school subjects, school subjects, school subjects

You bothering me so much
Bothered, I just can't sleep
I'm so bothered, You're takin me deep
So hopeless, and it doesn't feel right
Baby, you talkin' so much, keeping me up all night

I've got songs with bad pacing
Everybody says that I will be facing
The worst punishment this site's ever seen
Cause I don't like to have good pacing
And there ain't no way that you can be tracing
Where I come from 'cause they've got bad pacing

Don't be fooled by the keys that I got
I can't, I can't open up my lock
Used to know the numbers, but I now forgot
No matter what I do, I can't remember them (Master Locks!)
Don't be fooled by the keys that I got
I can't, I can't open up my lock
Used to know the numbers, but I now forgot
No matter what I do, I can't remember them (Master Locks!)

Eww the ads on the tube keep reminding
I don't want to watch menstrual madness
Ads on the tube keep reminding

If you like Erik Estrada, and watching COPS like a man
If you're not into yoda, if you have half-a-tan
If you like watching CHiPs at midnight, with a mask and a cape
I'm the one that you've looked for, write to me, and escape

Now it's time for everybody, to turn
So everybody, get rid of that girl
Cause we need a real, normal world
Cause it feels so happy, without her
I said-It's time for everybody, to turn
So everybody, get rid of that girl
Cause we need a real, normal world
Cause it feels so happy, without her

You told me you'd bring me
another six pack, here at home
Now you tell me your sorry
When you call me, from your phone
Girl I refuse, my drinks i still will abuse
so don't even try
Your eye brows were burned, and now it's your turn
To pour, pour me a miller
Pour me a Miller... Pour me a Miller... Pour me a Miller, yeah yeah

She's got the breath that stinks
That stinks, that stinks
She's got the breath that stinks
That stinks, that stinks
She's got the stank
She's got the breath that stinks
She's got the breath that stinks

It's bad to eat too much desserts
It's bad to eat too much desserts
It's bad to eat too much desserts
You will become so fat
You'll lose power!

She's some kind 'a cannibal
She's some kind 'a cannibal, yes she is, she's a
She's some kind 'a cannibal, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Can't sit on my bed
Or walk through a gate
I got a little problem
And it's caused by my weight
I think that I should diet
But I'm too hungry
Sayin' all I know is I
Gotta get some lunch money

Believe me or not
Don't have to be fair
Though North Korea has nukes, I'll let them be
Iraq must pay, because oil is there
Hypocrisy? Believe me, that's how it will be

Time keeps ticking away
Certain of his dedication
Driving through munitions at night
Gotta find the ammunition
Just One Blix

Only in America
Wearing his red, white and blue
Only in America
Where all his dreams came true
He wants a chance to win gold again
Only in America

He'll never make it as a wise man
He couldn't cut it as a Texan stealing
And this is how we got Dubya, this is how we got Dubya
This is how we got Dubya, he won with a scam
This is how we got Dubya, the king of the sham
It's not like him to say sorry
We're screwed, but he says 'Don't worry'
This time he's mistaken
Better think about the lives he's breakin'
And he's been wrong
He's been down
Into the bottom of a Jim Beam bottle
These three words in my head
Ask 'Anybody scared yet?'
Yet, yet
Anybody scared yet?
Yet, yet
Anybody scared yet?
Yet, yet
Anybody scared yet?
Yet, yet
No, no, no

[Outro]
You can't beat the classics, they're waiting for you!
The old school is back, they're busting through
All your favorites are joining together indeed
It's another January Medley!

[Poodle Hat Polka]
Just another January Medley!
(January! January! January!)
January Medley, hey!