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Song Parodies -> "Fodder"

Original Song Title:

"Water"

Original Performer:

Tyla

Parody Song Title:

"Fodder"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Blame It on the Whiskey" self-challenge. Everyone knows that the best tactic is to send wave after wave of your own men at the enemy so that they get tired and give up. Duh!
Send the twits with no armour
Those no-one will miss, cannon fodder
Low-rank twits for the slaughter
Sounds bad, no regrets, cannon fodder

Send a stream of base level fools that know jack 'bout fightin'
Imma need (yeah) a distraction soon, in need of time-buyin', mmm-mmm-mmm
You can be (yeah) shocked about my tactics and their violence, oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh
But it seems just a bit too late for all that, kinda tryin'
That you would stand by in a war, didn't freak
About if it was right (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) to fake a surrender, please
It's the bed you made, start layin', spare the crocodile tears, I'm bored
No room to decline my orders, work with me, work with me

New conscripts with bad armour
On mass to get blitzed, cannon fodder
You get pissed 'bout the slaughter
Wanna join right in? Cannon fodder

You can be in the front damn lines, I bet that you'll like it (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Oh, criminy (mmm), forgot you can't go nowhere, you can stay inside it
This is not real life (oh-oh), I simply go crazy
The visions in my mind (the visions in my mind) solidify fantasy
And so your complaints, still hate 'em, it's an evil campaign, you dork (you dork)
Promise the next time, I'll take morality on board, please (next go)

But for this, there's no honour
No issue with this, cannon fodder
Done worse shit than this slaughter (slaughter)
Put the stamp on it, cannon fodder (it's a risk)
It's a risk, I'm not bothered
I'm playin' a prick, cannon fodder
I do get (I do get) why you're bothered
But it's all legit, cannon fodder
Send the twits with crap armour
No-one's gonna miss, cannon fodder
Low-skill twits for the slaughter
Should save us some checks, cannon fodder

This'd probably only work in a videogame setting because a) it's easier to get new units and 2) they're just pixels, who cares?

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