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Song Parodies -> "Hacker Smacker Cracker Ball"
Original Song Title:
"Cracker Jack Jingle and Take Me out To the Ball Game"
Original Performer:
TV Commercial/Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Hacker Smacker Cracker Ball"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Two songs in one. Old Cracker Jack Commercial Jingle followed by a short rendition of take me out to the ball game. Disclaimer - This will prove that drugs and sports do not mix. And no the author of this parody does not do drugs, he just acts like he does.
(Old Cracker Jack Commercial Jingle)
Why just do smack
When you can gitta hitta somethin'
Buy a pound on the street
It'll blow back all the snot
And your head will go kerpow
What goes good with smack?
Pimp-Jackin'
Limp-wristed
Pudwhackin'
Nickatnightin'
Sissyass-hackin'
Scumbaggin
Crotchscratchin'
Crack yo Ass!
Just take a hit
It will blow your top
You'll fizz inside
And crank your trips
And roll in clover
And burn your snout
What's it about?
Many-colored scum bones flea nuts in disguise
That's what it's like on crack, you whack.
(Take Me out to the Ballgame)
Now take me out for a speed ball
Take me out to get plowed
Buy me some valium and crack and smack
I don't plan to ever come back
Let me shoot, shoot, shoot up my blood stream
If we can't score I will craze
For it's one, two, three hits, I'm out
With that speed ball daze
Why just do smack
When you can gitta hitta somethin'
Buy a pound on the street
It'll blow back all the snot
And your head will go kerpow
What goes good with smack?
Pimp-Jackin'
Limp-wristed
Pudwhackin'
Nickatnightin'
Sissyass-hackin'
Scumbaggin
Crotchscratchin'
Crack yo Ass!
Just take a hit
It will blow your top
You'll fizz inside
And crank your trips
And roll in clover
And burn your snout
What's it about?
Many-colored scum bones flea nuts in disguise
That's what it's like on crack, you whack.
(Take Me out to the Ballgame)
Now take me out for a speed ball
Take me out to get plowed
Buy me some valium and crack and smack
I don't plan to ever come back
Let me shoot, shoot, shoot up my blood stream
If we can't score I will craze
For it's one, two, three hits, I'm out
With that speed ball daze
Take Me Out to the Ball Game This song was written in 1908 by a man named Jack Norworth.Cracker Jack Jingle This jingle, sometimes referred to as "Candied Popcorn, Peanuts, and a Prize," was used in some of the Cracker Jack TV commercials, featuring the late Jack Gilford, which ran from 1962 through the early 1970's.
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Nice one
Not bad
Do You Remember that commercial on the radio in which I think Bruce Springsteen sings a new version of Take Me out to The Ballgame?
TAKE OUT TO THE BRAWL GAME TAKE OUT OF TO THE FIGHT,GET ME A HELMET AND RIOT GEAR,FOR MY SAFTY I DO FEAR,LETS ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR THE POLICE ARRESTING THEIR RIOTERS BECUASE ITS 1.2. 3 STRIKES O YOUR OUT AT THE OLD BRAWL GAME
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