it was day in the 90s
'Wonderwall' playing and whatever's left
taking our mums and dads to pantomimes
with Rosemary Clooney and that was alright then
if you do that now, they'll say 'dont play with things'
it's so annoying that that was 1995, not today please if you may

oh, are we too old for that
this is it, we were toddlers in the mid 90s
and say i know what we were
eating crisps, playing with things, and so looking great

when do those times come back again
oh, don't do that again
when they're say 'old times never come back' now
are we too old for that now
are we saying things we used to say when we're that size

are you finding me funny
because i play with Lego
watching Basil Brush and Cbeebies
and eating shit out of Thai food

do we think we're too old for that
this is it, we were children in 1996
oh do we play with Lego now
these things happen, i hate it when it all bloody ends

(TOY MACHINE NOISE AND CHOKING SOUND):
Brrrrrrrrm-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm-brrrrrrrrrrrrrm
uh, oh, oh dear
(CHOKING SOUND); eh-huck-huck-eh

do you think we're old for that now?

oh, do you think we're too old for that now
hello darling, i am 4 in 1997
so why do you keep doing that
that was that, i am tired with all your lies

so do you think we're big enough now
cos you are only 20, not fucking 5
so do you think we're old for that now
i know you, you know me, this is'nt old enough now

End of shite