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Song Parodies -> "It's A Border! Shoot Someone! Who Cares?"

Original Song Title:

"Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Travis Tritt

Parody Song Title:

"It's A Border! Shoot Someone! Who Cares?"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Jack Nickolson as Colonel Nathan Jessup in the movie "A few good men" from 1992: "We live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? /........../ I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post..."

All right then, my name is Peter Andersson and I'm reporting for duty...
I said I weren't strong, when they left me alone
I was worried, and lonesome and scared
Guess they thought I'd feel better, so they told me through phone;
"It's a border! Shoot someone! Who cares?"

"Shoot someone who's sneakin', who's trite or a lamb
Maybe, who knows, they're trafficking wares
But don't you gun 'round there aimless, then ouzing o' sham
It's a border! Shoot someone! Who cares?"

"You thought playin' Doom, could not be outdone
When they're coming you're not unprepared
And if you see them run, man, that must be undone
It's a border! Shoot someone! Who cares?"

"Shoot someone for leering, or sending you spam
Maybe, who knows, they're naughty au pairs
But don't you gun 'round there aimless, you'll fail this exam
It's a border, shoot someone, who cares!"

"Yeah, it's a border! Shoot someone! Who cares?"
© Peter Andersson.

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Red Ant - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't remember TOS at all ( guess I'm shooting blanks there ) so I'll be back later to rate this.....

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