Johnny, hold your nose
Hold your nose, hold your nose
Smells like someone's buns
Someone's buns, someone's buns
Oh, it's reeking, my oh me
Port-o-San right by the tree
Hurry, run away
No delay, scram today
Think that potty's full
What's that word after bull?
Tell the comp'ny to come quick
For the air is getting thick

Odor there, odor there
Send the word, it's a turd, over there
That the tank needs towing
The tank is blowing
It's over flowing
Ev'rywhere
It's poo-ee, say phew-ee
Send a plumb-er, a plumb-er with a key
Kill that odor, that nasty odor
For we won't come back with that horrid
Odor there

Johnny, get your pumps
For the dumps, from the rumps
Johnny, show the schlumps
All the lumps that you pumped
Hoist that can, let it die
Stanky doo-doo, say goodbye
Pack up all that sludge
Pack up fudge, make it budge
We will give you thanks
If you clean out the tanks
Make that outhouse go away
So the kids can go and play

Odor there, odor there
Send the word, it's a turd, over there
That the tank needs towing
The tank is blowing
It's over flowing
Ev'rywhere
It's poo-ee, say phew-ee
Send a plumb-er, a plumb-er with a key
Kill that odor, that nasty odor
For we won't come back with that horrid
Odor there