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Song Parodies -> "All For Me Nog"
Original Song Title:
"All For Me Grog"
Original Performer:
Traditional Sea Shanty
Parody Song Title:
"All For Me Nog"
Parody Written by:
Psycho Librarian
The Lyrics
Just a quick description of the Holiday Season
CHORUS
And it's all for me Nog, me jolly jolly Nog
All full of Holiday Che-er.
I have spent all me pay, buying stuff for Christmas Day.
I'm so glad it only comes 'round once a ye-ear.
Where are me kids, me noggin' noggin' kids?
They're all full of Holiday Che-er!
For the school has let out, so they run around and shout.
And the Weatherman says "We will get a bliz-zard."
CHORUS
Where is me tree, me noggin' noggin' tree?
It's all full of Holiday Che-er!
For the cats have come around. They've sent it crashing to ground,
Smashing each one of my grandma's decora-tions.
CHORUS
Where is me house, me noggin' noggin' house?
It's all full of Holiday Che-er!
'Cause the relatives are here, and even though they're near and dear,
I have memorized when all their flights are le-aving.
CHORUS
I'm sick in me head, I haven't been to bed
Since I first walked through the door with me presents!
All the gifts have been unwrapped, now the kids are taking naps.
Have a Very Merry Christmas, One and A-all!
CHORUS
And it's all for me Nog, me jolly jolly Nog
All full of Holiday Che-er.
I have spent all me pay, buying stuff for Christmas Day.
I'm so glad it only comes 'round once a ye-ear.
Where are me kids, me noggin' noggin' kids?
They're all full of Holiday Che-er!
For the school has let out, so they run around and shout.
And the Weatherman says "We will get a bliz-zard."
CHORUS
Where is me tree, me noggin' noggin' tree?
It's all full of Holiday Che-er!
For the cats have come around. They've sent it crashing to ground,
Smashing each one of my grandma's decora-tions.
CHORUS
Where is me house, me noggin' noggin' house?
It's all full of Holiday Che-er!
'Cause the relatives are here, and even though they're near and dear,
I have memorized when all their flights are le-aving.
CHORUS
I'm sick in me head, I haven't been to bed
Since I first walked through the door with me presents!
All the gifts have been unwrapped, now the kids are taking naps.
Have a Very Merry Christmas, One and A-all!
CHORUS
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The resemblance to the themes in "I Yust Go Nuts For Christmas" is easily seen. And I'm very fond of eggnog!
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