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Song Parodies -> "Down By The Old Milf Stream"
Original Song Title:
"Down By The Old Mill Stream"
Original Performer:
Traditional Quartet Song
Parody Song Title:
"Down By The Old Milf Stream"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Down by the old...
(not the young, but the old)
Milf stream
(quite the flow with the stream)
Where I first...
(passion cast, at the first)
Met Drew.
(So true was Drew)
She had eyes
(classy rear, also eyes)
Of blue
(not seen, think blue)
Dressed in naught...
(no clothes, just naught)
Cute, too
(no dog, cute too)
Down by the old
(Getting sprayed was my dream)
Milf stream
(Not just drips, nice hole stream)
Where we burst...
(with great passion, we burst)
Our scene..
(All unrehearsed)
She was supreme,
(up above, so supreme)
My Spillage Queen
Down by her old...
(not the new, but the old)
Milf stream
(That...old...milf...stream...)
(not the young, but the old)
Milf stream
(quite the flow with the stream)
Where I first...
(passion cast, at the first)
Met Drew.
(So true was Drew)
She had eyes
(classy rear, also eyes)
Of blue
(not seen, think blue)
Dressed in naught...
(no clothes, just naught)
Cute, too
(no dog, cute too)
Down by the old
(Getting sprayed was my dream)
Milf stream
(Not just drips, nice hole stream)
Where we burst...
(with great passion, we burst)
Our scene..
(All unrehearsed)
She was supreme,
(up above, so supreme)
My Spillage Queen
Down by her old...
(not the new, but the old)
Milf stream
(That...old...milf...stream...)
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Oh, those dirty mothers! ;D
A very "milfly" write!!!
Great title and write.
Got MILF? Priceless title.
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Great take on the parody! I echo all comments above! LOL at "Milf Stream" 555.
Funny
The title switch alone is worth 555! (Still laughing...)
The old mill stream is the Blanchard River in Ohio. I was born "down by the old mill stream" (in the Blanchard Valley Hospital) and have tried without success to think of a fitting parody to this original song. I commend you for doing so.
Thank you for the very nice tribute and clever title switch, Mr. Won! Now, if you could only get this turtle's flippers off my tail...
@ Mr. Jenkins: "Blanchard Valley PTA" by Jeannie C. Riley, or something similar?
@ Mr. Jenkins: "Blanchard Valley PTA" by Jeannie C. Riley, or something similar?
Thanks, OMR, Mark, Timmy, John, !!!, Christie,
Phil, FG, John, (Interesting tale), and Sarah, TT..by the way, that song was, "Harper Valley PTA"..or was that a subtle joke?
Row, row, row your boat. Funny stuff, AFW, 555.
I didn't think it was that subtle -- just suggesting the title switch, as the OS would have been obvious. Sorry.
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