Oh and did you hear there's cause for cheer 'though times are bad it's true.
Here comes the sun! The Chosen One tomorrow's on The View!
He'll be with our folks and cracking jokes. It will be more than great,
For in his mind the world's as fine as summer in Oh-Eight.

So across the cathode tubes and giant screens we'll see his face
As he schmoozes with the left so he can energize his base.
It's the Summer of Recovery - our future's bright and new!
We've won our fight! We've killed the right! Obama's on The View!


For his wondrous brain's stuck in campaign - it's all our leader knows.
While problems swell it all goes well when he's on T.V. shows.
Four of five will drool and act a fool, emotions out of check.
They'll play and romp as The One stomps his boot on Liz's neck!

So forget about the border, deficit, and health care sham.
When we see his smiling face on T.V. we don't give a damn!
So don't fret about November for The One will see us through.
Don't be a jerk! Let's all skip work! Obama's on The View!

You working slobs - just skip your jobs! Obama's on The View!