On a day like today in ye ol' Scottish Loch
A monster would surface and pose
And they named that ol' Loch where the monster appeared
With a girl sounding name I suppose

Now they scour that ol' Scottish Loch
They shoot movies and give it renown
And I sing of ye ol' Scottish Loch
Where Nessie hesitates to be found

Now ye Ol' Scottish Loch has found fame in the world
As a water filled deep mystery
Now they pester and prod for this story to prove
To show it to all on TV

Yes they scour that ol' Scottish Loch
They'll shoot movies though we always frown
Well I sing of ye ol' Scottish Loch
Where Nessie hesitates to be found

In that ol' Scottish Loch, be it beast or a myth
Tourist trap now a goldmine
For the fools see the Loch that has beauty and grace
As naught but a stop worth their time

And they photograph that Scottish Loch
Hoping they will catch glimpse of the beast
And they wait by ye ol' Scottish Loch
While Nessie is most likely deceased

In that ol' Scottish Loch in year five sixty-five
A saint did exclaim she was there
But we'll call her a fake though she won't go away
Cause they sight her now every year

And they flock to that Scottish Loch
As they drive this lore into the ground
And I sing of ye ol' Scottish Loch
Where Nessie hesitates to be found