Christmas Cavilling With Amiright

Checkin' out the songs, by golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We’re exposing ev’ry folly.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Politicking comes with peril
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
You'll get comments purely puerile.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

We will never tire of taking
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Cheapshots at the ones who’re making
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Parodies with troubled timing
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
And the ones that reek at rhyming.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Pity authors lacking rhythm
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Songs where merit's not within 'em.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Critics can be kind or brutal
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
Ignoring songs is the most cruel.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Still we never tire of waiting
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
For songs deserving all-five ratings:
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Funny lines, a well-wrought chorus.
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
But bashing is what doth restore us.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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