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Song Parodies -> "100 Years of L'Entente Cordiale"

Original Song Title:

"La Marseillaise"

Original Performer:

Traditional French

Parody Song Title:

"100 Years of L'Entente Cordiale"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I've written two versions: this one in French, so that any French visitors can look and think "WTF is he on about" (or the French equivalent), and another in Franglais for those English people like me who think they can speak the lingo but never quite make it...
Cent ans d'entente entre nos patries
Devrait être célébré
Entre nous, le nouvel Eurotunnel
Qui mène aux marchés à Calais
Aux hypermarchés à Calais
Achetez vos cigarettes
Ainsi que la bière belge
Elles sont beaucoup moins chères là-bas
Remplissez vos voitures
Vos camions
Car c'est peu coûteux
Le coffre est bourré
Buvons! Buvons!
Le vin rouge français
Nous aimons les Français

Amour entre nos deux Patries,
Je veux dire Gérard Depardieu
Et la belle, Laetitia Casta
En particulier Thierry Henry
En particulier Thierry Henry
Coupe du monde, votre victoire
Trente-six ans après nous
Quel dommage, mais la prochaine fois
Ce sera encore notre triomphe et gloire

Aux voix citoyens!
Formez quelques choeurs
Chantons! Chantons!
Des chansons d'amitié
L'entente cordiale - Hooray!
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Johnny " 50% French " D - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Pheelbo! Pheelbo! I wave my private pahts at your pahrodee! I five in your genneral di-reckshun! Post another, Englishman, that I may taunt you again!
Stuart McArthur - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
sank heavens, for leetle pearls.....

- and this is one - 555
Phil Alexander - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't you wave your Python at me, JD ;-)
Merci, Stuart
rideswithscissors - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Very amusing, but not the version my old Flemish friend sang to me, which I cannot remember, except for the part "...allons aux Citroën, fermez vos pantelons..." , something like that.

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