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Song Parodies -> "Trumpeter Vids"
Original Song Title:
"Toys R Us Kid"
Original Performer:
Toys R Us Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Trumpeter Vids"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Remember the rallies? What fun!
Trump never grows up,
Watch the Trumpeter vids
His "Basket of Deplorables" shouting
"Get 'em out!" with some hits!
More rants, more games, it was so insane
Trump's the biggest Pat* that there is!!!
We don’t want to grow up, because then if we did,
We wouldn't be able to shout and use fists!
PC people first on our lists!
Oh yes, we did!
WE DID!
Watch the Trumpeter vids
His "Basket of Deplorables" shouting
"Get 'em out!" with some hits!
More rants, more games, it was so insane
Trump's the biggest Pat* that there is!!!
We don’t want to grow up, because then if we did,
We wouldn't be able to shout and use fists!
PC people first on our lists!
Oh yes, we did!
WE DID!
* Patriot
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Love It! Merry Christmas! 5s
Thanks Jon. Toys R Us was originally Children's Supermarket located next to a bar whose patrons asked Charles Lazarus to make baby toys as well as children's furniture. He did and then expanded to other toys before being bought out in 1957. He originally wanted to change the name to Laz R Us based on his name but with the toys it became Toys R Us. Lazarus was a WW2 cryptologist so arranged the R backwards to spark children's imaginations. By leaving out the a and e Toys R Us can spell So Try Us subliminally! Quite ingenious!
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