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Song Parodies -> "She Left Her Dress in Her Hotel Room"
Original Song Title:
"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"
Original Performer:
Tony Bennett ft. Bill Charlap
Parody Song Title:
"She Left Her Dress in Her Hotel Room"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Lupita stupida...
The $150k dress was worn for just one day
Pride of Francisco Costa proudly on display
Part of the glamorous Calvin Klein Collection
Ivory dress with pearls stolen! Caused dismay!
She left her dress in her hotel room
Lupita's ill, someone's a thief
Was worn at the Academy Awards among the stars
Elaborate gown with so much flair, made people stare
Presenter Lupita Nyong'o
Black, shined in ivory
Deputies searching all video
Hoping the dress will be... retrieved
(How could she be so naive???)
Pride of Francisco Costa proudly on display
Part of the glamorous Calvin Klein Collection
Ivory dress with pearls stolen! Caused dismay!
She left her dress in her hotel room
Lupita's ill, someone's a thief
Was worn at the Academy Awards among the stars
Elaborate gown with so much flair, made people stare
Presenter Lupita Nyong'o
Black, shined in ivory
Deputies searching all video
Hoping the dress will be... retrieved
(How could she be so naive???)
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What could a thief do with this dress? Who would he sell it to? No one could ever wear it in public. Not very fungible, as the economists would say.
Apparently the dress was found under a bathroom sink in the hotel, rolled up. It could have fetched well over $600,000 on the black market...
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