No tomato, mmm-mmm
Keep that crap off my sandwich, it tastes awful, mmm-mmm
Didn't think this request would be so much trouble, mmm-mmm
But I've heard all the grumbles from the back, so no stumbles
Forceful up front, I gotta

Can't eat it if more than I've asked for's in here
Won't tell all my friends to eat here
Since it seems you hate to hear it
Oh, that blows, that blows, that blows

No tomato, mmm-mmm
Not allergic, just think that the taste is awful, mmm-mmm
Don't refund money, removed it, whole thing swallowed, mmm-mmm
All I want is a promise: the next time that I come in
You'll do the thing I'm askin', no tomato, mmm-mmm
The excuses I've heard range from "weak" to "bollocks", mmm-mmm
"We just forgot it!" That's your job, that's a problem, mmm-mmm
I'm in here like a constant yet it's the same damn problem
Not one time did I stutter, no tomato (won't eat it, eat it, won't eat it)
No tomato (won't eat it, eat it, won't eat it)

Gets me enraged, you can't explain why you've failed now (now, now)
"Why should we pay attention, mate? You take it out (oh-oh-oh-oh)"
Don't know if the next guy who you treat like shite
Could fall over and die 'cause you're too lazy, right
You're whingin' (oh-oh, yeah) that since all the sauce is left in
My food's less important, bullshit
Look it up, there is a diff'rence
You should know, should know, should know

No tomato, mmm-mmm (whoo!)
Wanna pay bills? The customer has you throttled, mmm-mmm
Won't get their money if you dismiss their problems, mmm-mmm
I'm sure it's such a bummer (oh-oh-oh) to change one step, oh brother (yeah-ee-yeah-eah)
Get it together, ordered no tomato, mmm-mmm
I've had my fill of slidin' it out, don't wanna, mmm-mmm
Waste my whole lunch break tellin' you off, you moron, mmm-mmm
Rest of the meal was awesome (oh-oh), won't back out of my stomach
My receipt proves you ballsed up "no tomato" (won't eat it, eat it, won't eat it)
No tomato (won't eat it, eat it, won't eat it)
Won't eat it, eat it, won't eat it
Won't eat it, eat it, won't eat it