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Song Parodies -> "I Am Going to Need a Heart"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had a Heart"
Original Performer:
Tin Woodsman (Wizard of Oz)
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Going to Need a Heart"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
I decided to post this as a stand alone, rather than a medley as was shown in the film. This one's a bit scary, too much truth in it
From a diet salt and fatty
Delicious all-beef patty
And menus a la carte
Day by day I'm getting sicker
Something's happened to my ticker
Now I'm going to need a heart
A lifestyle sedentary
And abuses culinary
Each contributed its part
To the fate my choices gave me
Someone has to die to save me
'cause I'm going to need a heart
Why, oh why, did I eat that whole darn pie?
Every thing that's good to taste
Keeps on clinging to my waist
Well my time is getting shorter
So a bit of haste's in order
If I don't wish to depart
Crash your car or use a bullet
Give the docs a chance to pull it
'cause I'm going to need your heart
Delicious all-beef patty
And menus a la carte
Day by day I'm getting sicker
Something's happened to my ticker
Now I'm going to need a heart
A lifestyle sedentary
And abuses culinary
Each contributed its part
To the fate my choices gave me
Someone has to die to save me
'cause I'm going to need a heart
Why, oh why, did I eat that whole darn pie?
Every thing that's good to taste
Keeps on clinging to my waist
Well my time is getting shorter
So a bit of haste's in order
If I don't wish to depart
Crash your car or use a bullet
Give the docs a chance to pull it
'cause I'm going to need your heart
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I haven't got the heart to give you any less than 5s.
My heart goes out to you.
Delightfully sick! :-)
LET HER TRY 2 MAKE A BEEHIVE OUTTA ME
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