You've got a song that is thumpin' and then another that's bumpin'
And you think that they're due for a mash (uh)
Therefore you look up online to see if people have tried
To do it and you find no match (uh)
And so you make it and wait for adulation
"More for my playlist for my summer vacation!"
But that is not what you see, you have to face it

Your mashup is a sheer bad mix
Causes pain deep inside my brain
I was int'rested and so I clicked
And oh boy, I regret that choice made
Oh, I see a lot of comments on this
And not all of 'em are trollin' dorks
Got my own notes you should read real quick
'Cause your mashup is a sheer bad mix

You took no care durin' mixin', your metronome thing was missin'
So you didn't get it on-beat there
Not in a way that sounds neat, a really uneven-ass thing
And the clashin' keys whites my hair
Say, can you block songs on a Spotify station?
'Cause you've linked to there, get it off the rotation

Your mashup is a sheer bad mix
Far from great, gonna stay away
Where'd you get the sep'rate parts for this?
'Cause they sound badly done, I must say
Oh, they've got leftover parts, bogus
Like you only ripped 'em off with force
Not subscribin' from this total mess
Your mashup is a sheer bad mix (yeehaw)

It's a first effort, so I'd wanna be stayin'
Away from all the harsh words people are sayin' (uh)
But your description says "Don't sugar-coat! Bring it!"

Your mashup is a sheer bad mix
Need to take a small step away, go
Ask some others how they mash up hits
To make sounds that'll stick in my brain
Oh, there ain't a shortage (shortage) of awesome (awesome)
Folks who love to dole out tips galore
So before you go and call it quits (don't quit)
Go 'head, look up all their hints and tricks
If you don't, you'll get more of this:
"Your mashup is a sheer bad mix"