Song Parodies -> "Don't Poke the Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Poke the Bear"

Original Performer:

"Don't Poke the Dog"

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The Lyrics

Here's a song about how you not poke the dog.

Guess I'm always blinded
By the keepers of the family
There's always something lurking
Down the big house
And in the back of your mind there's a crosshair
And a target, powder blue
Don't wanna cause any trouble
Don't wanna poke the dog in the house

Don't poke the dog in the house
Don't poke the dog in the house

Drama becomes elastic
Then snaps back into days
I think I saw your temperament
Running out the doors
Cocaine eyes and a choke slam
Blood vessels I never knew
Don't wanna stand in your way dear
Don't wanna poke the dog in the house

Don't poke the dog in the house
Don't poke the dog in the house
Don't poke the dog in the house

It's just a feeling
A big sun
And I watch it pass the way it's passed before
Come down from the households
Change the view
Just leave the keys in a plant pot by the house
Caught in a loop, caught in a loop
Don't poke the dog in the house

Don't poke the dog in the house
Don't poke the dog in the house
Don't poke the dog in the house
Don't poke the dog in the house

Please don't poke the dog in the house.

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