The first prefect is called Jeremy
Another prefect is Timothy
Another prefect is Fatty George
The other is me, and I'm Head Boy.


My name is Reg and I'm a head-case
I'm growing bum-fluff on my face
I got this great big yellow badge to wear
If I don't like you then you better beware.

Chorus:

I'm Head Boy, I'm Head Boy
And you better not forget it.
I'm Head Boy, I'm Head Boy
If you say I'm not then you'll get it!


Smoking in the library,
Stink bombs in the laboratory,
Running in the corridor,
If I catch you then you'll get what for.


Repeat chorus


I run this school 'cause I'm so bold
The teachers they do as they're told.
When I grow up then just you see
I'll be Head Boy at University.


I'm Head Boy, I'm Head Boy
And you won't forget it
I'm Head Boy, I'm Head Boy, I'm Head Boy.
I'm Head Boy, I'm Head Boy, I'm Head Boy
I'm Head Boy, I'm Head Boy, I'm Head Boy,
I'M HEAD BOY!