Keith Lemon and the shitty grounds
when i know you're not around
from Bo Selecta to Celebrity Juice
it is still a simple song, it is still a simple song
same arse in the sameway tounge
whatever you'll wanna give me to you
and every maternity leave that is up your ass
you wanna see what i have in mind (you wanna see what i have in mind)

if you see that i wanna go on Celebrity Juice
then you can go and fuck yourself
and if you see this at all and i can bring what i give to you
then every breath that is up my ass
if i'm dreading up the holy ghost, if i'm dreading up the holy ghost

what you don't see, if you can see this one around
if i can't see, i am so bang tidy
and if i'm so bang tidy

and bang tidy is what Keith Lemon says
when he thinks off fit birds
and off the scenes that is so arrivals
then i can go on maternity leave, then i go on maternity leave