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Stupid, go cast your vote
Make sure the stylus goes
Straight through the ballot card
Oh Please!

Stupid, follow the line
to the big arrow by
the hole for your candidate
It's Easy!

[straight to your candidates hole]
[straight to your candidates hole]

//verse//
You say it's too confusing and you don't understand
If you voted for gore/lieberman or pat buchannan
That's fine it doesn't matter cause we know what you meant
we'll divine your intent

[oh oh]

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Now wait a minute moron there's no need to get mad
We'll count for you a hanging, swinging or dimpled chad
We'll bend it, drop it, poke it hold it up to the light
To protect your right

[oh oh]

(Chorus)

The courts are now behind us their opinion is right
Election rules can be ignored if thats what we like
The will of stupid people will likely decide
Glad they're on our side

[oh oh]

(Chorus)