Song Parodies -> "The Great BM-er"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Pretender"

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Original Performer:

"The Great BM-er"

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The Lyrics

Parodied version at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1oJuwkXr0E

Oh-oh, yes, I'm the great BM-er
With plenty of pies to expel
My feed is rough, it distends my gut
It's moldy and so bad to smell

Oh-oh, yes I'm the great BM-er
My chips are manure to behold
I graze the plains munching rye and grain
Then deftly release all I hold

My zeal is this feeding on nature's yield
I reel when I peal off a fart in the field

(Oh-Oh...)
Yes, I'm the great BM-er
Just crappin' all day on the ground
My heaps are feed that the crops will need
Preparing the farm where I'm found
By spreading manure all around

I'm feelin' the need of some great relief
Unreal is my meal when it starts to congeal

(Oh-Oh...)
Yes, I'm the great BM-er
Just crappin' away all my chow
The heaps you see must be topped by me
Declaring my art will be wowed
Intending the turds will astound
(Will astound)

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JollyJester - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment

This is a real gas! 555

garden girl - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment

you can come to my garden when you're done

Barry J. Mitchel - May 19, 2012 - Report this comment

Funny and also a good lesson about how plants depend on animals and vice versa. The politicians who want to tax ranchers and farmers for their herds' methane need to get another perspective that focuses on the good.

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