Oh yes, when I hog fat render
I'm rendering bacon fat
It isn't hard
To create great lard
Be careful, don't let the oil splat

Oh yes, you can hog fat render
Finesse, that is all that it takes
When bacon fries
Just as you surmise
It leaves you with rich lardy cakes

My job makes me throb with euphoria
I work all around, the best diners in town

Oh yes, let us hog fat render
Together we'll render a load
But just don't fry
With the heat too high
It's bad if the kitchen explodes

They say I'm "all that", when I'm rendering fat

Oh yes, when I hog fat render
I'm wary and always on guard
It looks outre'
On your resume
To leave the place smoking and charred

I'm rendering fat...
I'm rendering fat into lard