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Song Parodies -> "A Great Pipe Bender"
Original Song Title:
"The Great Pretender"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Platters
Parody Song Title:
"A Great Pipe Bender"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
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I know I’m a great pipe bender
Pipe bending is why I was born
My skills are such, I’m always dead nuts
I’m tooting, my homemade French horn
A pro, when I bend conduit
Excelling with true craftsmanship
I earned my stripes, when I took a pipe
And bent me a huge paper clip
My skills can help build you a masterpiece
My will is to build what your dreams have revealed
My work’s, in the Sistine Chapel
The pipe work was all done exposed
It curly cues as it wooptie doos
It’s gracing the space with frescos
Accenting the great Angelo’s
My skills can help build you a masterpiece
My will is to build what your dreams have revealed
Look on the Eiffel Tower
My work is in gay old Paree
They say the French, love magnificence
The Louvre is moi's gallery
Pipe bending’s an art form to me
Pipe bending is why I was born
My skills are such, I’m always dead nuts
I’m tooting, my homemade French horn
A pro, when I bend conduit
Excelling with true craftsmanship
I earned my stripes, when I took a pipe
And bent me a huge paper clip
My skills can help build you a masterpiece
My will is to build what your dreams have revealed
My work’s, in the Sistine Chapel
The pipe work was all done exposed
It curly cues as it wooptie doos
It’s gracing the space with frescos
Accenting the great Angelo’s
My skills can help build you a masterpiece
My will is to build what your dreams have revealed
Look on the Eiffel Tower
My work is in gay old Paree
They say the French, love magnificence
The Louvre is moi's gallery
Pipe bending’s an art form to me
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a wonderfully unique and yes, bent concept
A lead-pipe cinch for 5s. :-)
Heh! Particularly loved the paper clip line!
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