Narrator: "Joining The Gorons are Mongoose Dog Kami and Rachel, who together make up
the infamous gang of rocks, the Gorons Who Don't Do Anything!"

Gorons, MDK, Rachel: "We are the Gorons Who Don't Do Anything! We just
sit here and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just
sit up and say-"

Gorons: "*make Goron grumbling sound* Well, we've never been Greenland and we've never been to Denver, and we've never thrown bomb flowers in St. Louis or St. Paul, and we've never been to Moscow and we've never been to Tampa, and we've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cause we're the Gorons Who Don't Do Anything! We just sit here and sing our song. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you-"

Rachel: "-to sing along! And I never rolls in circles and I never blow to pieces, and I never play the cello cause I never do anything at all, and I've never seen the city and I've never owned a pet rock, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cause we're the Gorons Who Don't Do Anything! We just sit here and lie around. And if you walk by, we won't do anything... except sit up and fall back down!"

MDK: "Well, I've never plucked a cucco and I'm not too good at
ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and
I've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Rachel: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a cucco and mashed potatoes have to do with being a Goron?"

Random Goron: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about Goron-y
things!"

MDK: "Oh ..."

Rachel: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even
bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Another Random Goron: "I think you look like a rock!"

Rachel: "Huh? No I don't!"

Goron: "Do too."

Rachel: "Do not!"

Goron: "You're making me miss home."

Rachel: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"

Goron: "Says who?"

Rachel: "Says me, that's who!"

Goron: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Rock!"

MDK: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a
stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and
I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."

Rachel: "You just don't get it!"

All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"