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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Filibuster"
Original Song Title:
"I'm A Girl Watcher"
Original Performer:
The O'kaysions
Parody Song Title:
"I'm A Filibuster"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
if you don't win the election, delay the passing of bills with bullshit.. or, if you're a lefty and you win, pass bullshit bills.. sigh..
I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster,
make the time go bye.. hey my my
try filibuster,
why filibuster?
here comes one now..
I was just a crab when I started on this blab
the house can sit as I yack on
whenever I delay those righties they will pay
I can give them my cheekies to snack on
I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster,
make the time go bye.. hey my my
try filibuster,
why filibuster?
here comes one now..
mumble something, yell why why? but I do this well
can I please talk a little slower
the senate will know that we're putting on a show
can we stoop a little bit lower?
I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster,
make the time go bye.. hey my my
try filibuster,
why filibuster?
here comes one now..
make the time go bye.. hey my my
try filibuster,
why filibuster?
here comes one now..
I was just a crab when I started on this blab
the house can sit as I yack on
whenever I delay those righties they will pay
I can give them my cheekies to snack on
I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster,
make the time go bye.. hey my my
try filibuster,
why filibuster?
here comes one now..
mumble something, yell why why? but I do this well
can I please talk a little slower
the senate will know that we're putting on a show
can we stoop a little bit lower?
I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster,
make the time go bye.. hey my my
try filibuster,
why filibuster?
here comes one now..
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I don't find filibusters a professional/ethical way to handle things. DKTOS.
I think they should go back to having REAL filibusters, when in order to keep debate open, they'd have to keep on talking all hours of day and night, which is something most of them are really good at. Trouble is, all that hot air would surely contribute to global warming.
I didn't vote on this song because of personal bias, but all I have to say is: the Republicans hate filibusters now, but they're gonna hate not having the ability to filibuster if they ever become the minority again.
I don't care who is filibustering. But using long speeches for the sole purpose of boredom and frustration is not exactly mature.
Do read up on the purpose of filibusters, YWN. You might just find that filibusters serve a vital role in our political system. Now, if you're talking about the use of filibusters by Jesse Helms, then boredom is an accurate adjective.
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