Glow little glow bar, glimmer, glimmer
Glow red a short while, then get dimmer
Damp, in the washer tub's the laundry
Light or I'll be in a quand'ry
Glow little glow bar, flare up crimson
Don't make me feel like Homer Simpson
Bungler, who can't do a job
Work when I turn the knob..

Glow little glow bar, light my dryer
Flash like a night star..ignite fire
Usual work for female specie
Learned since I've been divorced, ain't easy
Go modern progress, please don't sign out
Don't wanna have to hang a line out
Know you gotta' glow, so, go and glow
Glow little glow bar, glow

Glow little glow bar, flame your booty
Repairman's left and done his duty
'Watchin' you thru this tiny peep hole
Don't dump my day's plans in some deep hole
I hear the motor, buzzin', whirrin'
Wake up and get yourself to stirrin'
Now is the time to start the show,
Glow little glow bar, glow

Glow little glow bar, do your mission
I'm countin' on some quick ignition
Just met a cute romantic lady
She thinks I look like Warren Beatty
We're headed out to grab some dinner
I'll need my Levi's to look thinner
Clock's runnin' late, 'bout time to go
So, glow little glow bar, glow
Glow little glow bar, glow
Glow little glow bar, glow
(Ah, a glow...)
Glow little glow bar, glow