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Song Parodies -> "Ast'roids"
Original Song Title:
"Raw Hide"
Original Performer:
Theme from "Raw Hide" TV show
Parody Song Title:
"Ast'roids"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Zoomin'. zoomin', zoomin',
Out in space, they're loomin',
Bad news for each human..
Ast'roids!
Snappin' their pics from Hubble
Five hundred mile wide rubble
There could be trouble on the way
The scientists are statin'
And experts calculatin'
With earth, may be collidin' some day
Shoot a craft..out in space,
Head 'em off,..move 'em out,
Bust 'em up..nuke 'em now
Ast'roids!
Don't delay,..trust to luck
Wait around..till we're stuck
Cannot just..pass the buck,
Ast'roids!
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin'. rollin', rollin'
Rollin'. rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin',
Ast'roids!
Trav'lin', trav'lin', trav'lin'
Supersonic jav'lins
Life could be unrav'lin'
Ast'roids!
Sometime in the future
Giant rocks could scoot your
Big ass and mine right off the map..
Their's one as large as Texas,
I think it's named Alexis,
Let's pray there..will be no such mishap...
Shoot a ray...knock 'em down
Save the world...and each town
Change their course...spin 'em 'round..
Ast'roids!
Like a film.. "98"
Drill a hole...detonate
If all fails...evacuate
Ast'roids!
They're movin', movin', movin'
In orbits they're groovin'
That thought ain't too soothin'
Ast'roids!
It's hard to understand 'em
Can't someone ride and land 'em
Out on the desert countryside
We just can't sit here waitin'
Huge rocks are congregatin'
Let's make warning scouts out of the "boids"
Ast'roids!
Ast'troids!
Ast'troids!
Out in space, they're loomin',
Bad news for each human..
Ast'roids!
Snappin' their pics from Hubble
Five hundred mile wide rubble
There could be trouble on the way
The scientists are statin'
And experts calculatin'
With earth, may be collidin' some day
Shoot a craft..out in space,
Head 'em off,..move 'em out,
Bust 'em up..nuke 'em now
Ast'roids!
Don't delay,..trust to luck
Wait around..till we're stuck
Cannot just..pass the buck,
Ast'roids!
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin'. rollin', rollin'
Rollin'. rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin',
Ast'roids!
Trav'lin', trav'lin', trav'lin'
Supersonic jav'lins
Life could be unrav'lin'
Ast'roids!
Sometime in the future
Giant rocks could scoot your
Big ass and mine right off the map..
Their's one as large as Texas,
I think it's named Alexis,
Let's pray there..will be no such mishap...
Shoot a ray...knock 'em down
Save the world...and each town
Change their course...spin 'em 'round..
Ast'roids!
Like a film.. "98"
Drill a hole...detonate
If all fails...evacuate
Ast'roids!
They're movin', movin', movin'
In orbits they're groovin'
That thought ain't too soothin'
Ast'roids!
It's hard to understand 'em
Can't someone ride and land 'em
Out on the desert countryside
We just can't sit here waitin'
Huge rocks are congregatin'
Let's make warning scouts out of the "boids"
Ast'roids!
Ast'troids!
Ast'troids!
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Now all we need is Aerosmith to sing this song as an addition to the Armageddon soundtrack...
I thought this was gonna be about the classic arcade game. The grammar cop in me must point out that in the fifth verse, "their's" should be "there's". Otherwise funny. 555
i always love when you redo this song...amazing how you always come up with a refreshingly brilliant concept
Great subs in the "move 'em on" parts.
oh yeah!
Thanks, all for votes and comments...sharp peeping, there Mck...yes, I must confess that sometimes in the heat of parody battle, I'm guilty of making grammatical, and/or typing errors..My dog Sniffy usually does my proof reading, but, like me, he's getting old and weak eyed
Did you know you can get creams for asteroids nowadays, AFW? ;-) If Armageddon does arrive, the only things that will survive will be cockroaches, you, Alvin and John (still writing parodies) 555
Lol..funny commenting, Kristof...and asteroids does sound more like what it should be called,..and just in case your prophecy comes true, I'm going to start "Fear Factoring" a few
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