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Song Parodies -> "I Have An Ape"

Original Song Title:

"I Have A Friend"

Original Performer:

The Libertines

Parody Song Title:

"I Have An Ape"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes".
It's more like monkeys composed by a fragmented ape
All the swings in a whirl, I just don't know where it goes
You holding the line or scuttling away
Is life a blockbuster film or a half-rehearsed play?
And the apes on the spit and the chimps at the door
Do the bad need a good like the rich need the poor?

How far can it get before the death Planets meme?
An imperial threat or is it all just a dream?

It's hard to theorize when you are being brutalized
And the tears fall like bombs without warning

No, you don't know you're born, free speech and free apes
And the next thing you know you're being led out at death
Of our children of apes, t-t-t-time again
The s-statue will come without warning
Hey, it's out the window while you watching the apes
A ha ha, Monkeys comes into view
And now your statue's a torch, and the torch is a whole
The hole is empty of course like all human discourse

It's hard to theorize when you are being go-monkeys
And the lakes, like the apes, they fall without warning
Follow the tracks in the swing down to where the sea is blue with blood
And lakes, like the ape, they fall without warning

How far can it get before the death Planets meme?
Imperial threat or is it all just a dream?
It's more like monkeys composed by a fragmented soul
I just don't know where it goes

So hard to theorize when you are being brutalized
And the lakes fall like apes without warning
Follow the swings in the mud down to where the trees is green with blood
And the trees fall like corns without warning
And trees, like the corns, they fall without warning

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