I had a friend who loved his Star Wars, was a real big fan
To see the final episode was game plan
But first he searched the web to see
What happened to Chewbaka, that Wookie dude was his man
But on the Internet , he is incompetent
Because he botched his Wookie Google search and blamed it on me

He made me blow off Sunday with my uncle Sam
To browse for Star Wars characters, but I.E. jammed
And now he did not understand
Why all his searches were crap, and all the spoiler sites banned
And now his Internet junk created spam, you see
'Cause he botched his Wookie Google search and blamed it on me

R2, R2, a little R2D2
Showing on eight different screens (at Lowes New Brunswick)
He can't see a show unless that Han Solo's part-
ner's getting screen time
And that Annakin guy's not who he wants to see
But he botched his Wookie Google search and blamed it on me

He found some Wookie cookies in CP30's body
And when he did a whois search for Chewie
He looked everywhere but didn't see
Although he found some funny photos of apes at a bar
He botched his Wookie Google search and blamed it on me

Naboo, Naboo, a padewan on Naboo
That Padme made every scene (ain't she a cutie?)
And Yoda, he talked a little backwards but
I think I'll forgive him
And my friend's at a loss viewing his LCD
'Cause he botched his Wookie Google search and blamed it on me

Now Han and Leah sites abound, and all for free
And Obi-Wan is everywhere--the force, you see
He searched in vain, how could it be
That by the time he gave up, the stores had the DVD
He blamed an Internet hoax, had some choice words for me
On why he botched his Wookie Google search and blamed it on me

The sith, the sith, lord Sidious was a sith
Chewie was barely on screen (can't understand him)
He looked near and far but only found Jar-Jar,
Who annoyed him
He rode a hyperlink jump into irrelevancy
As he botched his Wookie Google search and blamed it on me