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Song Parodies -> "Bare Celebrities"
Original Song Title:
"Bear Necessities"
Original Performer:
The Jungle Book
Parody Song Title:
"Bare Celebrities"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Look for the bare celebrities
Whole sites of bare celebrities
Forget they're fake and phoney, free and fine
I mean the bare celebrities
Kournikova's fake titties
Download the bare celebrities online
Whenever I'm surfing, wherever I browse
I'm downloading nothing as good taste allows
The popup windows drive me mad
They're showing pix that can be had
When you submit your Visa number
And you become a bit-a their income-a
For an email list or two
The bare celebrities online will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare celebrities
Whole sites of bare celebrities
Forget they're fake and phoney, free and fine
I mean the bare celebrities
Just why they're bare gives me unease
It's just the bare celebrities online
Now when you search on Hotbot
Or in fact anywhere
And you spot a hot lot
Of photos - beware
Don't click the pic of the chick with a dick
When you pick a pic
Click the slick pic quick
But you don't need to click the pic
When you pick a flic of the slickest chick
Have I given you a clue ?
The bare celebrities online
Will come to you!
So just try and download, yeah get it
Fill up all your harddisk
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you only got a little hard disk, uh uh
That ain't too bad
And don't spend your time lookin' for
Something you ain't got space to store
When on the net you can always get it
So just delete it, but don't forget it
I'll tell you something true
The bare celebrities online
Will come to you!
Whole sites of bare celebrities
Forget they're fake and phoney, free and fine
I mean the bare celebrities
Kournikova's fake titties
Download the bare celebrities online
Whenever I'm surfing, wherever I browse
I'm downloading nothing as good taste allows
The popup windows drive me mad
They're showing pix that can be had
When you submit your Visa number
And you become a bit-a their income-a
For an email list or two
The bare celebrities online will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare celebrities
Whole sites of bare celebrities
Forget they're fake and phoney, free and fine
I mean the bare celebrities
Just why they're bare gives me unease
It's just the bare celebrities online
Now when you search on Hotbot
Or in fact anywhere
And you spot a hot lot
Of photos - beware
Don't click the pic of the chick with a dick
When you pick a pic
Click the slick pic quick
But you don't need to click the pic
When you pick a flic of the slickest chick
Have I given you a clue ?
The bare celebrities online
Will come to you!
So just try and download, yeah get it
Fill up all your harddisk
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you only got a little hard disk, uh uh
That ain't too bad
And don't spend your time lookin' for
Something you ain't got space to store
When on the net you can always get it
So just delete it, but don't forget it
I'll tell you something true
The bare celebrities online
Will come to you!
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hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahhah
Another winner, Phil!
I actually love you for writting this. It's very funny.
Sarah, that's very sweet of you. Thank you. ;-)
HEY MISTER,I HATE POP-UPS TOO,YOU KNOW (good parody)!!!!!!!!!
That was great! do you ever record these? If you don't, I just might. Love your stuff.
Actually, I realize that you do, but I haven't tried to get past the accessy stuff on your site to listen yet. I will though.
What I haven't done yet is record some of my original stuff and tunes (like this one) for which I haven't found karaoke versions - I've got a few at home with me playing guitar, but a) they need mixing a bit better than I have so far; b) the quality's shite and c) I'm not that good on guitar, anyway...
"the accessy stuff on your site" - the trials and tribulations of free webspace (or being too tight to pay for it ;-)). Have you got any recordings on-line?
"the accessy stuff on your site" - the trials and tribulations of free webspace (or being too tight to pay for it ;-)). Have you got any recordings on-line?
I will have soon. That's one reason I upgraded my service. I know you saw our website that is going away, and there used to by a link to download my song "Thursday Night", but it seems to be missing right now. You're right, I'm too tight, but I'm new at this and will research further. I'll let you know.
Yet another great parody... especially a Disney parody! Yay!
Good one!
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
(ABC) Great job. Not so often you see a good Disney parody around here! This is absolutely hilarious as usual, Phil.
(ABC 2005) Good job.
(ABC05) Excellent, Phil! You took it over the top, especially the tricky bridge "Don't click the pic..." bridge. 555 downloads for u.
(ABC) Good song dude.
(ABC-B) I could have sworn I commented on this one before. Glad you put this one back out Phil. I don't think it got the proper EXPOSURE the first time out. Indeed one of your best efforts sir. This is truely hilarious.
(ABC-B) Very nicely done.
When doing my papal-tribute parody I had to do a lot of research to get material. I suppose this required a lot of research, too. This tune was my second favourite when I was tot, just behind "don't worry, be happy". Cheers for the nostalgic moment and LOL rhymes.
:-) Thanks, everybody. I've always rather liked this one (especially the "Don't click the pic.." lines).. downside is, I have a habit of singing along with the wrong words when the original comes on. I don't *think* the kiddies have spotted, yet...
(aBc) It's getting so there's no room to initiate a download for all the pop-ups eating the RAM... not that you can get a click in edgewise, with the screen filling up so fast, anyway... I mean... um... uh... I didn't know you could get those kind of pics on the web! ;) (Nice job!)
(ABC) perfect play on the OS title, Phil
(ABC) Great, but what about the Bear Celebrities --- Yogi, Smokey, Baloo, Gentle Ben, Ditka, etc. ? ;-)
(ABC) Phil, you naughty boy! This was great...and I think you should do JD's suggsestion. Meanwhile, here's some 5s for ya.
Just have to grin and bear it
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Brilliant!!! I was thinking about that Cher Celeberity, but this just blown me outta the ballpark.
Bwa ha ha ha 5 stars! That was soo funny. I love it!! Great job!
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