I'm a pro athlete, a superstar,
My fans all think that I'm the most,
And while I'm playing games across this land,
I'm making babies coast to coast.
Temptation's always there
And there's no way I can win,
All that I can do,
Is just to give up and give in,
So when I come to your town
Act cautiously,
Keep your women under lock and key,
Sometimes all I need are the heirs that I breed in my image,
So that I can perpetuate my lineage,
All I need are the heirs that I breed in my image.

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