Twenty-six ones accosting me;
Anastasia Wiener is a-hatin' he/she,
Has an added wiener, the bi who loves
Don't ask, don't ask,
Don't ask, don't ask!

Father used to pound his derrière,
Pastor told Jesus there's a naughty pair,
Let's agree the thing
That's unshaven wears
No pants.

She seems so pissed, and
Twenty-six times a day,
Postin' in anonymously;
He'd twerk for anyone
Even a lady who'd
Provoke a hemorrhoidal scream!

Twenty-six ones on AmiRight:
A signal Anastasia is online tonight!
She can't deal with things,
Social media-lite,
With faux glands? Gonads?
Bromance? No chance!

Twenty-six ones, times two or three,
Do the mathematics and it's easy to see,
Anastasia Wiener, the guy with bubs,
Troll rants, troll rants,
Troll rants, troll rants!

Doctor cut around it ev'rywhere,
Topical creams for her ballsy hair,
An egregious thing
But for trannies they're pro-trans!

A therapist lets him own his emotions,
Love his disease, sans girls.
But if I were him I'd go back to college
With the LGBQTI world!

"Sporty little wiener on a freaky old goat":
That's a cool thing on his grave to quote!
He'll demonize, but trolls promote
Gomez, Gomez, Gomez!