Standin' on the corner
Doin' my own background checks
Bein' kinda' picky
Where I let my gaze roam next
Girls get my vote and need no legislation
Not a lewd act - not even sex
Just standin' on the corner
Makin' my own background checks

Saturdays are best, I'd say
Added benefit - windy day
Can't be nonchanlant - might miss a swish
It's a great boost to my heartbeat,
Each time I get a peek at
What's 'neath some covered dish...(Ohhh)

Standin' on the corner
Makin' thorough background checks
Feelin' like Jack Horner,
Sweetie pies get thumbs up flex
I proclaim most of this female population
Can own a gun - if she selects
I'm standin' on the corner
Makin' lots of back-
Check their gun rack
Makin' my own back
Ground checks

Congress - House, won't need to pass
An Obama bill - to please the mass
I have all the bases covered there..
When I'm hangin' down on mainstreet
That Jilly, June, and Jane street
Just here to help my country,
And sacrifice a stare..

Standin' on the corner
Doin' my own background checks
Workin' busy corners
Till my two eyeballs are wrecks
Studyin' all of the great
Bootie gyrations
Some a' them sure - steam up the specs
While standin' on the corner
Doin' my own back-
You should try it, Jack
Makin' my own back
Ground checks..